Happy Birthday Scotty!

I don't know why I chose to post this picture. He has a tie around his head at my Bro's wedding.

Today is Scotty's 25th Birthday! Hooray! We're getting so old... we fell in love when he barely 21. Such little babies. Now we're having a baby. Awwwww. Ok ANYWAY-
His last birthday sucked because I got laid off that day and I was devastated and I just cried and cried forever and ever. I should have known that losing that job was probably one of the best things to ever happen to me, duh!

So today I wanna make it good. I'm gonna go clean the house and decorate it all Birthdayish, and go buy stuff for Sundaes tonight with friends- it will be great! We're going to Pat's BBQ for dinner which (i dunno, I've never been there) but Scotty says it THE BEST EVER! Which I'm sure it is very tasty. I can't wait!

He left for work this morning and I couldn't fall back asleep because I'm so excited for his Birthday. I'm weird. I took a paid day off today but it's sad that he went into work. Kinda backwards huh? Oh well!

Ok. I love Scotty. Happy Birthday to him. Yay.

SHUUUUT UP!!

For the past few weeks I've been awakened in the middle of the night by the sound of the most obnoxious thing ever.

A barking dog. This dog sounds big. And mean.

But ya know what? I can be mean too. Is this dog's owner freaking deaf? Can they not hear it's loud ass bark echoing down the street? I'm pretty pissed off because I was kept awake from 4am-6am because it would not STOP! It just kept going and going! And this is not this first time both Scotty and I have laid awake because of it.

The problem is- I don't know where this dog is at. It sounds like it's across the street, or it could be elsewhere. So since I don't know the exact location I can't do anything about it! But mark my words.... The next time I hear it, I am going straight outside into the streets of Midvale and will find that effing dog and then call the cops on it's owners. I never hear it during the day, just in the dead of the night. Barking...forever...and ever...

But seriously- what about everyone else that can hear this dog's deafening bark. Have they done anything about it? Well I can't take it anymore! Shit is about to hit the fan kids.

I am a zombie. Back from the dead. No, that does not mean I was a zombie for Halloween.

Ok I'm just having a really hard freaking time blogging because I want it to be good and cool but these 2 week gaps are sad. So although I may not have much substance to my posts, I hope you will still read them when I write! And I was all like "Blaaah I'm not going to write about being pregnant or anything on this blog." False. I probably will since it feels like the only thing going on in my life right now! It's getting a little more exciting. I have a bump. But for the most part I just look like a fatty. I should really figure out a way to get my freaking pictures loaded.

Ok so see this?

These are the best. I crave them like really really bad. They are so delightful and salty and vinegary...Mmmmm... I've ate 2 bags last week. Don't judge me. I'm not gaining weight...yet- so I think I'm ok?

Hey wanna see me and Scotty at Halloween?

Get 'cho eyes off my man! Sexy right? Yeah- I know. I think we're 80's glam rockers? Scotty let my put makeup on him. It was incredible. Oh yeah I stole this from Marisa's facebook. As always. Thanks Riss!

Ok. Tomorrow I will put some REAL effort into making the software that uploads my pictures work. I swear.

Teeny Boppin' Music.

Since when do I go two weeks without a new blog? Man I suck.

I just feel like my life is totally uneventful right now. I just sleep a lot. Work. Blah. I'm pretty unmotivated to do just about anything! But I'm feeling better and my first trimester is almost over so then I'll stop complaining because it hasn't been that bad.

So sometimes I watch TV. Wait, remember how I watch lots of TV? Don't judge me. Anyway- I was watching music videos and some old Usher stuff came on. MmmmMmm! I love me some Usher! And from the looks of this video, it looks like he boosted his kid's career. I think it's really funny when 13 year olds sing about love. It's not that they are incapable but it's like what do you have to offer when you are so little? Hey come over to my house and we will watch Transformers under parental supervision! Nooope. When I was 13 I was aware of some pretty slutty things going on at RMJH. Pretty sure a girl got pregnant in 8th grade and kept it. Maybe this is rude but... that shouldn't be allowed.

Anyway one of the lines is "She's got everything I need". So what is it that you need? A ride to school and change for a Pepsi at lunch? Now I'm sure it's not this kid writing the song. It may have even been a creeper 30 year old man. Which is probably even worse. Did he know his song was going to be sung by a 13 year old? Did that bother him? Probably not too much since he made bank off of it but ANYWAY blah blah blah, I just don't like it when teeny boppers sing about love and "the one".

So the first video of course, is the song I'm talking about "One Time" by Justin Bieber. He's adorable! He's good too. But the party scene? Look at the people there- they are all like 21. It's weird.


And this is just a link to an Usher video because he is sexy. It wouldn't let me embed any of his videos. But I like some old school '97 Usher. Watch it.

Oh wait wait wait I know this has gotten long but I'm having so much fun on YouTube right now. I was a total Backstreet Boy freak since this is kinda Halloweeny watch this video. It's freaking stupid. I love it so much!

Arrrrgghhsdifuskjdf!

I'm so boring! I know. Not a lot of things going on right now. But lets pretend ok? I have an ultrasound on Friday so that's cool! First one ever!

But right now I would like to talk about the thing that is bothering me most. It's a little petty and kind of stupid but with my hormones raging it just makes my blood boil!

I hate hate hate it when people hover in the same isle as me while I'm shopping. Or if I'm looking at clothes and they are looking at the same rack. When they shuffle through the shirts and get closer and closer to me I just want to punch them in the mouth. Or like when I was at the grocery store there was this little old lady who would stand right in front of what I needed for like 5 minutes. And this happened about 3 different times. Usually I would just say excuse me and get what I needed but I already know she is a grump because when her cart was in the way and I was coming down an isle she shot me a dirty look because she had to move her crap.

People are just really bothering me lately ok you guys? I can't take it some days. I just want to be really mean to people but I can't.
But someone...sometime...someday soon is going to break me and I'm going to snap in public. I can feel it, and it will probably be really embarrassing. So I'm trying to contain myself.

Ode to Fall.

Hey look to your left. I put a baby ticker up. Isn't that weird? I think it is. I still don't fully believe that a human is floating inside of me right now. Anyway if you're wondering more just go check out my blog link that is right under that floating fetus thing. Fall is here! Oh joy. I am so happy. I just want to carve pumpkins, go to haunted houses, wear hoodies and more! I think the main reason why I am so excited is because the summer months have been extremely uncomfortable in our home without air conditioning! So glad we won't have to deal with that next summer. But for weeks now I've REALLY been looking forward to Thanksgiving Dinner. It just sounds so delightful. Yams and orange rolls, cranberry sauce. Anyway- I just love the fall. I even got a Fallish smelling Febreze and some new Scentsy. So my house smells good and I'm ready to do this. Another thing is Football. I like football. I understand it a lot more and have more fun watching it being married to Scotty. This man feeds off of it. I don't think a lot of people know that I am married to one of the biggest sports freaks EVER. Sometimes it's really annoying and I'm like dude...change the channel. I'm bored. Scotty watches it a lot. Well a lot on Sundays. So he got season tickets for BYU Football with his cousin. And since his cousin is 17 and is socially required to attend Homecoming, he gave me his ticket and I got to go yesterday. Woot woot! It was really fun. I love going to games, I just wish it was later in the day because with sun beating down on me, let's just say by back became moist. Sick huh? It was cool.

Ok well, that's all. I LOVE YOU FALL!

This sucks.

So I have a cold. A pretty bad one- and it really really sucks. Not only do colds make tired in the first place but given my current state of pregnancy it's 10x worse! Pretty much all I have done since I got home from work Saturday night is sleep,watched Heroes in bed, ate in bed, and updated my facebook and twitter status from bed. Maybe I would have done all of that from the couch but Christian was staying with us (Scotty's cousin) and I just let the boys watch football all day as long as Scotty brought me otter pops and liquids upon request.

All I can say is hallelujah for Netflix. We have it set up so that it can stream right to our xbox so I don't have to pick from our selection of movies that I have gotten bored of.

Being sick blows. Living it this hot apartment next to a loud busy road blows. I can't wait to move- we really like the people and our ward here, but the noise and the other list of things I hate about this place has got to go. We can't move til the end of February though. Suuuck. Oh well. I don't know why I just went off, but that's all. Thank you.